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cherryboyriot2-deactivated20251

One thing I really love about seedy anime websites and YouTube mp3 converters is like. They actually do what they say they’re doing. But they WILL try to trick you into downloading a virus. Like it’s almost just a greeting at this point. I try to extract a song from a YouTube video and it says free VPN installer tonight perhaps? Free VPN installer tonight queen? And I say YouTube-mp3 converter you sly dog, you know what I’m here for. Show me the goods. And YouTube-mp3 converter says ahhh you got me, no getting one over on you. Thought it was worth a try tho. Here you go king x

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dulcetmoony

this is for a really specific reason right now but reblog if you love and care about your mutuals so so much and want to hug them tight and tuck them into bed

can't find a post like this so I made it myself

pixul1017

I only have one, but you know who you are!!

keruukat

:)

googiekitsch-deactivated2024071

white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: omg the dad from cocomelon is actually kind of a litty dilf? and his relationship with the mailman is kind of enemies to lovers villaincore let me know if i should make them both pee on eachother

worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby online: can you seriously like knock if off man im trying to learn about the rhombus

white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: fuck off worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby. just another puriteen minor inserting themselves into adult spaces. go play in the sandbox Also heres ur dox: 123 Circle Road ..... yea i have that....if someone shows up to your house and shoots you and kills you then thats deserved 🤷‍♂️ know your fucking place and get the hell out of the cocomelon fandom if youre not ready to see dark topics

a scientist at mit about to change the world forever: i just made my own centipede by sewing all the dead flies in my room together with all the dead ants in my room 😃☝️

the first man made centipede: kill me again

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seraphiclore-deactivated2026030

[i.d.: a tag that reads, “love these posts with cutaway gags”. end i.d.]

koa-koalaa

@carbonmonoxide-detector is this anything

carby

peeboy10-deactivated20140619

*makes an original post and checks the notes every two minutes*

peer recognition? peer approval? peer recognition? peer approval? peer recognition? peer approval? peer recognition? peer approval? peer recognition? peer approval? peer recognition? peer approval? peer recognition? peer approval? peer recognition? peer approval? peer recognition? peer approval? peer recognition? peer approval?

dog-teeth

badweird feelings

chronicbrainfag

not to be a communist on main but these are literally the modes of alienation under capitalism that marx described

dog-teeth

PLEASE be a communist on my posts its literally capitalism thats making me feel this way

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sonic-wildfire

“are you a yaoi fan or a yuri fan” i’m liopleurodon

sonic-wildfire

we will embark on a journey to the candy mountain

birdsareblooming

totallytransparent

teenfuckingspirit

Transparent Lipgloss Gif (lipgloss matches colour of your blog)

i swear i have reblogged this today like sooo many times, its so nice

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

i love this

god bless people with white backgrounds

nonstop-liftshop-blog

SMH

I was browsing Tumblr and saw… a blog made specifically to get other people to report lifting blogs? What? They had a HUGE list of lifters and all of their posts were just the same message replying to posts of hauls, telling about how they’re being spoiled brats and “stealing is wrong” etc. etc. They also added at the end, “Please report this blog to save their tortured soul.” What? And to top it off, their blog had the caption (similar to, can’t quite remember) “Therapy for spoiled teenage brats.” ?????? 1. Apparently all lifters are upper class teenagers. Who knew? 2. Passive aggressively telling people that stealing is wrong is NOT going to stop them. You can’t be stupid enough to believe that. 3. If you have nothing better to do with your life than creating a giant list of people and sending your sad little army to report them, please… go outside. Look at the sun, take in the scenery. The air is fresh. Just take a deep breath, and breathe in all the bullshit instead of spitting it all over your damn blog. 4. Seriously, you claim we’re all assholes, but if you created a whole account just to try and get people over the internet arrested… yikes.

awwww-cute

blackandmildwithgod

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

apollonne-deactivated20201016

Need my $10

apollonne-deactivated20201016

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

sinnerrepenter

Idk how to explain but I hate that women think work or education are “backup plans” for if your marriage fails. We have a right to knowledge and financial security

finance-fatale

Unfortunately, women are taught that (the backup plan part) and treated that way from the moment we're old enough to perceive the world. We must stop teaching such incorrect and frankly insulting things, and start teaching by example the power of women, especially in the financial world.

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cybergorillas

Good one by @delyannethemoneycoach #buildingwealth #personalfinance #debtfreecommunity #mogulgrind https://www.instagram.com/p/CQ5WxSaDTXa/?utm_medium=tumblr

finance-fatale

"As women, society tells us to curb our spending while telling men to increase their earning potential. I'm done internalizing or perpetuating this patriarchal bullshit."

Delyanne Barros (@DelyanneMoney on twt, @delyannethemoneycoach on IG)

shrimplovercat

cats are such decadent little beasts like look at this thang

hamletisintown

What a pose... truly fantastic

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brinstarboy-deactivated20231231

Not to be Ancient Greek on main but does anyone else get a strong urge to strip down, get wine drunk, and wrestle around with the boys every now and then?

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withswords

my girl is like 9/11 she's got a body count of around 3000 and people act like i am supposed to be really upset about it

oldguardleatherdog

Does that also mean she rearranges your insides for 100 minutes of burning penetration and then you crash to the ground in a steaming heap of trash, devastated and useless?

withswords

you know it brother

ALSO also, I have an OnlyFans now, so I mean👉👈 if you want the link, dm^^♡

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