Red Rats in a Hoodie

were learning to talk, i was

studying the blade.

✩₊˚.⋆ Red Puppy 🐾 Stimboard ⋆⁺₊✧

🌹☁️🌹 ✉️❤️✉️ 🌹☁️🌹

꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋ ࣭ ⭑꒷꒦꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋ ࣭ ⭑꒷꒦꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋ ࣭ ⭑꒷꒦꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋ ࣭ ꒷꒦꒷꒦︶꒷

°‧🐕⋆. Requested by @alann-the-shapeshifter ! Sorry this took so long to get to! ૮꒰｡•́︿•̀｡꒱ა I didn't expect a huge wave of requests, thank you for liking my posts! :3

ⓘ - head scratches = system update. thank u. rebooting now.

ⓘ - curling up into a tiny ball like a sleepy lil system reboot

ⓘ - default setting: slow and sleepy-mode, every movement a soft lil lag

ⓘ - only responds to gentle voices, commands must be typed with kindness

ⓘ - blowing out tiny puffs of air when overheating… system cooling down…

ⓘ - “can i do this?” popup reappears despite selecting ‘yes’ already

ⓘ - instinctively whining when overwhelmed? it’s okay, error logs need outlets too

ⓘ - excitement = screen flickers n tail wags!!!

ⓘ - sudden changes = system glitch!!! please restart with cuddles and soothing voice

ⓘ - tail-waggy excitement over the tiniest updates or love bytes

ⓘ - making silly loud random noises because your system needs a reboot or just wants to bark!

ⓘ - always looking for approval from their “admin” (cg/friend/etc). even for things they already know are okay

ⓘ - plushies = emotional external hard drives. squish to release data

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sending update patches in the form of treats and warm blankies! ૮ ･ ﻌ･ა

requested by @d0gt1ztk !

exactly how you do it,

such a smart good boy!

lil doodle from the other day born out of an overwhelming annoyance that for some reason body hair is associated with masculinity despite Everyone Having It. so why not draw a cute hairy girl about it

Desperate time ( horrible understimulation ) call for desperate measures ( blasting sewerslvt in your ears )

Look at my evil bunny man

Tiny time

@mashedbotato hands her to you like a precious ancient artifact

Hii guys dwsona 😇😇😇😇😇