Welcome to Alanās Vale breathe, and listen
Iām Alan.
Not a writer, but I type things. Not an artist, but sometimes I scribble on paper. Basically, itās all just chaos therapy , for my overactive brain.
The mailbox ? Always open. Questions, rants, nonsense , bring it on.
Though, fair warning: I recently added a ban list for certain rude little anons and dickheads. Yeah... you know the type , acting like spoiled brats just to poke me till I āteach them manners.ā So, I do what any responsible adult would do: block them and maybe roast them a little first. āWith love. Obviously , and with that world-weary sigh that āmy anon is impossibleā
And I mean the bitch anons, and maybe, just maybe, before you tickle my nerves and push me to the point where I have to roll up my sleeves and start teaching you some manners, you could try being a little more polite yourself.
When you get here, take a deep breathā¦ feel that? Yeah , rain, dirt, and pure vibes. Or maybe weāre just hallucinating together. Who knows.
Anyway. sit down, and smirk your way through whatever nonsense Iāve written this time.
