What appeals to me :3

*says ‘I’m so fucking sick of this pandemic shit’ in a distinctly vaccinated, pro mask, pro lockdown, pro taking all the necessary safety measures way*

how much of ur online presence is performative and how much is it u being u

baby every me is me, we are the mask and the wearer

Speak for yourself! If you peel away enough of my overcoats there’s nothing inside but a single dead rat and that’s a fact.

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

You know, probably my favorite part of the movie Hercules, besides all of the horridly inaccurate mythology and fun gospel music, is that Hercules was already super strong and didn’t need to work out. Phil just made him work out for the Hero Aesthetic™

Phil knew hercules needed to be thicc

See, you understand.

Phil also taught him and helped him train his hero skills. Hercules was strong, but his strength was aimless and did more harm than good. Phil taught him how to use his abilities to actually help people and not fuck up as much.

respect Phil

shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

*wakes up feeling ugly* oh god I have to be funny today

minimalism is dead adopt the goblin way of life. fill your house with pebbles and shinnies.

BUT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE 32 ROCKS I FOUND ON THE STREET SPARK JOY MRS MARIE KONDO

Anyone: u ok Me; yeah just thinking about how I’ll never be this young again and about how most of my youth has been lost to depression loneliness and self doubt lol

Your body acts as if your crush is an enemy: Your heart beats faster, you start sweating, you’re hyper alert.

FREE HER

FREE HER

I would give all my money, my retirement fund, my health insurance, my home, to read this instead of the actual GoT books.