honestly lost now

This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

Reblogging for cultural enrichment

I love not being cis.

Mingus Reedus

The holy trinity

(bake me up) bake me up a pie / (one-third cup) of flour for our pie

And yet its still almost impossible to find the end of the tape

cowards. i can already tell the difference between a house and a car

i was going to say ‘bird squad assemble’ as a jobe but then i realized them all getting together to acknowledge international and cultural appreciation would be an AMAZING idea for kids and should be then upkept with them occasionally calling each other on the phone or voicechatting online in their respective sesame street iterations

I understand why banshees just drift around sobbing and screaming inconsolably at all times, I get it now

I love photos of baby albatrosses because in spirit they look like photos of easygoing toddlers who are just waiting for their parents to hand them a toy or a treat after they finish loading groceries into the car

going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half

Iconic.

That’s the best shit and you can pry it out of my cold, dead hands

Bonus points if that’s followed by Oh no.

I love that human humor has basically never changed thousands of years ago we were still shitposters