⛧HOOTSIFER⛧

Here’s the thing, the healer strike makes ABSOLUTELY NO GOD DAMN SENSE. Like go ahead don’t play heals🤷‍♀️ matches are a lot more exciting and enjoyable when you don’t have healers screaming in your ear to stop making space and focus an iron fist diving. Like don’t get me wrong support is a fundamentally easy role but playing support is complete hell, I hand it to all support mains. But if healers don’t want to play heals go ahead because it’s so annoying hearing everyone complain about this GOD DAMN HEALER STRIKE.

I haven’t posted about marvel rivals in a little bit but PLEASE TELL ME WHY IRON FIST CAN BLOCK EMMA FROSTS ULT LIKE HELLO???? Like is there any lore reasoning he can just straight up block mindcontrol with his ARMS?? THIS ALSO GOES FOR STARLORD TOO LIKE HOW THE FUCK DOES A FLIP BLOCK MIND CONTROL. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE RIVALS😭

Haven’t posted myself in a little bit but this was taken a while ago in my old room :3 But please give some advice on my makeup, I’m still a beginner :p

MARVEL RIVALS I NEED YALL TO ADD MORE MAPS. I’ve been playing ranked for the past few days and I got to diamond one but this has taken like 3 days or more to get and I’ve been stuck playing the same maps like GOD FUCKING DAMN I need more maps. Like add knowhere and it would be a domination map similar to the wakanda domination map. PLEASE I NEED MORE MAPS I DONT WANT TO PLAY THE SAME MAPS🙏🙏

PLEASE AND I MEAN PLEASE tell me why does wolverine get knocked down by Bucky, BUCKY BARNES. Like I used my slash and he used his uppercut and I get stunned for longer than he does, like GOD FUCKING DAMN I just wanted the kill I didn’t have to get my back blown out even though I slashed way before Bucky used his ability. WOLVERINE IS LIKE A FUCKING TANK HOW DOES HE GET KNOCKED ON THE FLOOR BY A TWIG. Dont come after me with your evidence on “oh Bucky can canonically knock down Wolverine” LIKE IM JUST WONDERING HOW BUCKY CAN DO THAT TO WOLVERINE.

I got a new idea for a new rivals character, ZEITGEIST. LIKE IMAGINE JUST THROWING UP ACID ON PEOPLE. I think his abilities should almost work like when Jeff has Luna snows team up where when you shoot on the ground it slows people down but zeitgeist can make the floor poisonous. I think he should also have a team up with Jeff or wolverine where they can make their attacks deal poison damage. And then his ult could be a huge AOE acid rain that leaves acid on the floor.

I was gifted this from a secret Santa I love the picture but look at that SMUG little bastard. I bet he feels so good about himself for eating a kid named Jeff and taking his Santa hat and Jeff scarf. JEFF SHOULDNT BE LOVED HE SHOULD BE PUBLICLY EXECUTED. Jeff needs the SpongeBob and Patrick treatment from the first movie. (I’m super grateful for the gift and it’s on my wall now)

I SWEAR ALL STAR LORD MAINS ARE THE SAME PERSON😭 like every time I go against a star lord I just get the BACKSHOTS OF THE CENTURY. I just want to play moon knight without being worried that I’m going to get lubed up from behind and solo ulted. I WANT TO MARVEL RIVALS I DONT WANT TO PLAY DIDDYS FREAK-OFF TARGET THE HEALERS NOT ME.

PLEASE TELL ME WHY IN BOTH GAMES I GET BULLIED BY RODENT LOOKING PEOPLE CHUCKING THEIR EXPLOSIVE BALLS AT ME?? Like god damn I always get blasted by these two vermin every time I want to play either game like I swear they have the same exact combo. LIKE STOP STUNNING ME AND CHUCKING YOUR BALLS IN MY FACE, I GET ITS A SKILL ISSUE BUT DAMN I DONT WANT YOUR EXPLOSIVE BALLS IN MY FACE. Squirrel girl and junkrat mains LEAVE ME ALONE PLEASE.🙏

Rivals should show some appreciation for hulk and Wolverine like I would kill to see an old man Logan and maestro hulk skin in the game. Since hulk and wolverine have the fastball special already it would be a perfect match. I CANT STAND FOR THIS HULK AND WOLVERINE NEGLECT

I have been hearing “oh add thanos, add Deadpool” but where is the love for Charles Xavier at? Like I want to be running over people with my wheelchair and throwing people across the map with telekinesis and put people to sleep with telepathy. I need to see rivals add a death animation where he flys out of his wheelchair like Hammond from OW. MARVEL RIVALS BRING MY GLORIOUS KING IN THE GAME. SPREAD THE PROFESSOR X LOVE FORGET ABOUT JEFF