remi [derogatory]

You were the crashing of the satellite Onto my black-earth heart To brighten up the night

You were the body falling off the wall To wear upon the stone Like a waterfall

ochako, trying to do her homework: oh btw do you know where finland is? i need to finish this map

himiko, blowing lov money on amazon phone charms: what??? you still believe in finland?????

ochako: …….what do you mean believe in it, it’s one of the countries on this assignment

himiko: omg you don’t know, babe??? finland’s just a conspiracy for russia to have a good fishing spot in the ocean. it’s not real.

ochako:

ochako: i mean, i guess a country might make up a lie like that just to make more money, but then aizawa-sensei wouldn’t put it in our homework—

himiko: omg sweetie….this is why you shouldn’t be going to hero school they only teach you pupperganda. it’s obviously a trick question

ochako, having a crisis because it’d be exactly like aizawa to put a trick question in their homework so maybe finland is fake after all: ???!!!!

himiko, sighing at her poor innocent gf: ok, look, see, i can prove it for you. HEY DABI, DOES FINLAND EXIST???