( mean&gay )

         ❝          PICTURE THIS,          me, on the beach, in nothign but a speedo && a hawaiian shirt, using a           fucking coconut as a glass for my martini. the bad bitches FLOCK to me           && call me daddy because they were neglected as children by their father           figures. the pockets to my shirt is full of CASH && WEED.           ain’t that just paradise ??          ❞

HEYO ! kit comin @ ya with a rebirth to my old aradia blog that used to be @.makestime ! sooo, the homestuck fandom is pretty dead these days but it’d be great if you’d drop either a LIKE or a REBLOG on this bad boy to let me know if you’re interested in writing with aradia megido of the hs fandom. * originally est. 04/16/14

         ❝          PICTURE THIS,          me, on the beach, in nothign but a speedo && a hawaiian shirt, using a           fucking coconut as a glass for my martini. the bad bitches FLOCK to me           && call me daddy because they were neglected as children by their father           figures. the pockets to my shirt is full of CASH && WEED.           ain’t that just paradise ??          ❞

‘ look at my hands. LOOK AT THEM. do you know how many titties i’ve grabbed in my lifetime ?? how many PEOPLE i’ve cucked with these hands ?? MILLIONS. ’

Sad bby

  –penned by kait !