a KING named AMARII

“I don’t live at home anymore” SIS 😹😹💀

^^^^^^^^ RIGHT!!

Literally every line of this is perfection

I love how they invented the penny farthing bicycle and it was super unstable and dangerous and then FINALLY they realized “wait. Why don’t we just make the wheels the same fucking size???” And thus the “safety bicycle” (aka a normal fucking bike) was born

it was the victorian era, everyone was on crack

Out of all the pretentious reblogs about engineering and bike history this post inspired, this is by far the best

I already knew, but it's nice to have a chart.

Well I didn’t know that chipotle was a raisin jalapeño

RAISIN. JALAPENO.

watching your titties get sucked on is therapeutic

Doing the titty sucking is therapeutic

couples therapy

Having friends that allow you to just FEEL without judgement is so important

op I love your art style and this story and oml this is so good

How do I un-know people