Akimo

spiderman literally doesnt have a single spider power. his webs are fake and even his climbing shit is because he can like manipulate molecular attraction or some shit. he may as well be called sticky man

aw shit kids get in the car here comes sticky boy

Ah, I’m definitely adding an Australian ibis/brushtail possum! I love this one! I think also a starling/feral cat would round off the trash gryphons into a nice number for a sticker sheet.

@mother-entropy

The flipper wings are hilarious, I love him.

I was just talking about this the other day. Punishment for expressing discomfort just creates animals who will bite, maim, or otherwise escalate with absolutely no warning.

The only dogs I’ve been bitten by that drew blood (a shih tzu and a papillon thank fuck) gave me no indication whatsoever they were uncomfortable. I vastly prefer a dog who will tell me to back off with its voice before resorting to its teeth.

This is the installation wizard

FUCK YOU OP

Here’s a link showing where that shit’s hiding

God damnit

this post is a triple dick-shot

“triple dick-shot” is the best descriptor thank u

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

Reminder that someone programed pokemon red into minecraft using redstone and it was completely playable