Whew! The kitty’s lookin mighty fat mr fawkes.....

He was too dummy thicc

Reinhardt, shouting at 120 Decibels: MORRISON. I AM TRYING TO SNEAK AROUND, BUT I AM TOO DUMMY THICC, AND ZE CLAP OF MEIN ARSCH CHEEKS KEEPS ALERTING TALON.

Why is hanzo there

he had a nightmare

Roadhog doesn’t get enough appreciation over all 

the best trick blizzard ever pulled was tricking a bunch of homophobic gamer dudes into shelling out hundreds of dollars for the collectors’ edition of a game with a lesbian on the box because it came with a statue of a gay man

moira is so funny she just does whatever the fuck she wants. whos stopping her? absolutely no one shes just cutting up people and doing illegal experiments on them. she shows up to a meeting with the bedazzled sleeves of the golden bowie replica v-neck shirt she wears to work sometimes cos she just feels like it soaked up to the elbows in blood and the rest of blackwatch is just like oh cool moiras here. make so little effort to hide what you’re doing that your coworkers assume you must be just having a laugh because you’re clearly too smart to be like, injecting some poor sod with nanotech in the bathroom just before you came in but thats literally exactly what shes doing i love her so much