new DB Cooper theory: he went up

you do not have permission to stop caring about vampires just because october is over btw. vampires are a year round event

I think 90% of conspiracy theorists would be a lot happier if they just bit the bullet and got into creative writing

it's so fun in here you can make up all the aliens and funky-shaped planets you want without also inventing new ways to be antisemitic about it

yes i am a fan of this thing. a huge fan. biggest you've ever seen. no i won't be joining the official discord for it

"And you, SUH! Are you waiting to receive my LIMP PENIS!?"

Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

!cursedoak

did anyone else have terrible dreams about a gnarled, twisted forest with one tree more terrible and hateful than all the rest

Sorry, I could never be a capitalist, I suffer from “wanting humans to have their basic needs met” disorder, where I care about people who aren’t me.

Someone once asked me if, assuming we got universal healthcare, I would be okay with the rise in “healthcare tourism” where people who are sick come to our country to get their medical bills taken care of and life-saving medical treatment cheaper than in their home countries. I was just like, yeah thats fine, I’d actually prefer it if 0 people died from preventable causes kept behind a paywall for no reason.

“even the addicts?” yeah dude did i fucking stutter

It amazes me how many teslas I see out and about. Like you guys bought one for real? On god? No joke?????