You can't afford me.

      sooooo I’m going to try getting this lovebug       up and running again because Tony is bae        so if anyone wants a starter, I’ll get on them       after my work meal tomorrow <3

     “-- I’m very clearly  N O T  a hobo.”

     “I didn’t make the reservation, but the building looks       pretty so I figured we’d crash here for the night. I’m       not here long. How long’ve you worked here?”

     “-- Who’re you?”

     “Pepper, really, come on. You know it takes        more than that to even scuff my ego.” He        teases, pecking her lips softly again.

     “You always this charismatic?” He teases,       an amused smirk on his lips as he leads       Barry up the street.

     “Wait, so, what’re you doing?”

     “Well, yes, that would be wonderful.” His own brows lift in       return as he cants his head, eyeing her grin for a moment.

    “’Not bad’?” He places a hand over his heart, pouting       theatrically even as his other hand remains firm at       the small of her back. “Want me to order it in?”

      Tony’s smile widens subtly as their foreheads rest together,       his fingertips running slowly down her spine before he tilts       his head down for yet another kiss. “I love you too. So much.”

     “... Mm, that’s a fair one.       Follow me, anyway.”

     “Oh, Gods, don’t get me wrong,” He places a hand over his reactor,       brows raised in an expression of mock innocence. “O N L Y  in two       places; a light slap to the wrist, or a slightly more firm one to the ass.       I F they’re into it, of course. I figured a slap to your wrist would’ve        been the more socially acceptable response.”

     “All mine.” He repeats, a small grin on his lips as he        steals another soft kiss. “I hope you know what you’ve       just gotten yourself into.”