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Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

If you’re doing this, it is because you, like the tiger, need enrichment and variety in your life. May I suggest cramming just a whole bunch of raw hamburger into a pumpkin and rolling it around your enclosure?

I cant fault Mr. Darcy for going to parties and not talking to anyone, because that’s exactly what I do at parties. Following around the one person I know, and insulting everyone else while I’m at it, either intentionally or not? Sounds like a blast

FBI is really just straight up developing Trojan horse apps now

fineeeeeeeeee

men are allowed to be so mediocre it’s insulting on the deepest level

Would you unfollow me if I reblogged this every single day? That is how often I think it.

Mediocre men get to make mediocre movies and write mediocre books about other mediocre men, but if a woman steps outside a door in a sweater and some plain jeans, she “let her self go”, “isnt even trying anymore!”

men are always allowed to be a work in progress. women always have to be the flawless finished product.

You know what? Im gonna say it. Saying only ‘oof’ when someone vents or is having a meltdown is not helpful whatsoever. If you dont have any advice simply hear what they have to say and reassure them. Don’t just say that one word when they are on the brink of tears for the love of humanity.

I’ve been at fault for this too. Sometimes I’m not sure what to say, and I try to offer assurance and advice when I can. But I have to be conscious about that kneejerk reaction when I don’t know what to say.

This started out majestic in a creepy sort of way and then swiftly took a turn into “Fuck That”

bones animation good

still thinking about that time when the hex girls performed ‘earth, wind, fire, and air’ at the oakhaven autumn festival in scooby-doo and the witch’s ghost (1999) 

I spent a good minute staring at this trying to work out how Disney could possibly kill the European Union.

disney fucking caused brexit

this never would have happened if i had just become a fine art restoration specialist with an asmr youtube channel