Hakuna Matata

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

I’m rather fond of “It’s not rocket surgery” and “not the sharpest egg in the attic,” but my all-time favourite is, “…until the cows freeze over.”

You’ve opened this can of worms, now lie in it,

That thing that cats do that when they are being controlled by satan.

THE FUCKING LAST ONE

From now on if anyone asks me why I am randomly sad…instead of saying “I don’t know” or something I’m going to look them dead straight in the eyes and say “I’ve been assigned to mourn the death of a stranger” and just walk away

That’s in the middle of the Civil War

ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.

that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption