Steve

It's that time of year babyyyyy here we gooooo

Old dude came in the shop and when I said "lemme know if you have any questions" he goes "what was the name of Alexander the Great's horse," thinking he was so funny. I told him Bucephalus, and he was so disappointed. Like his whole day was hanging on beating me at trivia. He says "you're only the second person who knew that" and I said "well, probably the third if you count Alexander the Great." He left without buying anything, and did not say goodbye. I think I honestly hurt his weird little feelings! Sorry I'm a bitch, old man!

Cat: am baby

having natural chemistry with someone is so nice. shit

They actually have known each other for 11 years! They're very good friends. I love them.

Moments like this are the whole point of the Olympic games.

@chris-in-oak

gold star A++ perfect execution inspiring style

11/10 amazing performance. Love to see it. Beautiful job.

hot take from your local mentally ill friend with swiss cheese memory; saying “if you dont remember something it means you dont care” is fucking ableist. 

This. Important shit gets forgotten all the time. I am not able to hold onto it.

This almost just made me cry. I forget birthdays. Sometimes even my own. I don't... I've never seen it worded so literally and... yeah this one hit me hard. Thank you so much, I needed this. 💙❤

Clint popped out of a nearby vent