Aislinn's Random Stuff

lying to people in positions of power (landlords, rental agencies, employers) to get what u want (a flat, a job, whatever) is cool and u should do it more often.

maybe it’s the Older Sibling in me but lying to people outright, by omission, or by implication is a useful skill. if the landlord says it’s not a party flat tell them you’re relieved to hear that because you hated living with people who had people over a lot. no you didn’t meet your future roommates through a facebook flatmate searching group, you met through mutual friends. you’re neurotypical and love working with people, customer service is your passion! you used to do tons of volunteer work in high school while also juggling extracurriculars and maintaining good grades which shows you’re really good at time management and like being busy, nevermind the fact that your school required you to do those volunteer hours. lie on the spot! adapt! you too can be the perfect person for every single situation! don’t feel bad about it! there’s no reason to be honest as long as it won’t directly be clockable as a lie!

I am JUST saying, if you regularly consume Harry Potter content, you literally cannot be all “fuck terfs, terfs dni” because bestie you are the one interacting with the terf, idc if its all 100% fan-made content or you pirated it, it’s still got terf stink on it

“this sets a bad precedent people are gonna start going up to comedians and punching them during their routines” promise?

both discord AND spotify dying at the same time is the most inconvenient thing to ever happen to me

The fact that Chromium is considered industry standard right now instead of something independent and open is really annoying to me. I hate it so much.

Really? 14k interactions for a single Down Detector screenshot with absolutely nothing to back up the claim of what happened?

iconic

Having read the book before, I started laughing as soon as the title came up. Nope, the Fifties were in no way okay.

This guy is LEGIT the funniest food person on my dash. WHAT a way with words!