a liar and a wizard

*sniff sniff sniff* ah, i see. you are not an ant.

Let’s have technical difficulties with mama

your cat was an honor to see in the window

I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it

my super sustainable bmw

boy you aren’t a brick

google used to know what i was talking about

when a mutual posts a poll you know nothing about, but they say "orangutan johnson my beloved, orangutan johnson sweep!!!!" you vote for orangutan johhnson. it's called loyalty.

Remember when 10 year old girls used to wear happy bunny t shirts that just said shit like “I’m going to skin you alive”

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little

Lolita is such a good book for youthlib but you cant say that without people assuming the read of it is “underage girls should be encouraged to fuck old men” rather than the actual story being that Dolores is able to be obtained and controlled and therefore abused by Humbert because of his status as her father in the legal system and social order

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet