Aiden Patterson

“Aiden, I promise I’ll make it worth your while,” she smirked and climbed over the chain link fence. 

Smirks “What you put it that way...” Climbs over the fence. 

   ‘ yeah, i mean, of course it sounds like a stupid fucking idea when you put it likethat but– ’ oddie pauses, realises she can’t think of a decent follow up, and puffs out her cheeks. ‘ look, have you ever heard of the concept of trust? ’

*maui voice* What can I say except you’re welcome?

Damn, I knew there was a reason for keeping you around. 

Hence why you’re one of our most valued customers, you keep us in business. 

Yup you guys keep influencing my drinking problem.

You better be careful with your words mister, I’ll run you for everything you’ve got. You’ll come in for the pretty lady behind the bar and stick around for her killer drinks. 

Been there done that and I’m still hooked. Maybe you’re doing something right. 

Thank goodness someone will. If I’m not making drinks they’ve got me cleaning the bar. And someone this cute really doesn’t need to be doing that kind of work *teases*.

Oh I agree. I’ll let you get me drunk all night. 

Ah, see you’re the part of this operation I’m missing. I hadn’t even considered that yet. Let’s hope you’re right and it’s not some scheme to ruin my career.

I’m sure it’s just the lesbians coming into town this week. But hey, if not, I will come every night and make sure to buy a lot of drinks to keep you busy. 

I don’t know what I’ve done to piss my manager off this week, but it must’ve been big. He’s got me opening the bar for the next five days. Which is bull shit, he must be gay or something and truly doesn’t understand the perks of having a hot bartender during peak hours. 

Maybe a lot of lesbians will come in this week and he’s just putting his hottest foot forward. 

Wes, I swear to god, if you don’t hurry up, I’m going to grow a beard. *callas as he leans against the counter* 

So instead of going out and working yesterday, I spent the whole day on my couch, cereal in lap, watching Catfish. Can someone explain this thing to me? I’m not sure I’ll ever understand why someone would lie over the internet about who they are. I mean, haven’t you got better things to be doing with your life? 

Oh and let’s talk about how in love Max and Nev are. I just hope Nev’s fiancee doesn’t mind too much. 

They are totally in love, maybe his finacee is a paid actress to hide Max and Nev’s relationship. 

*wraps herself in a blanket and sits up on the bed* Are you leaving so soon?