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Viltrumite Mark, has the highest chance of accidentally hurting you—he genuinely doesn't know how to measure his own strength. Especially since he doesn't even understand what rejection means, so when he tries to drag you somewhere by force, there's definitely been a time or two where he's dislocated your arm.

Mohawk Mark, he's so stupid but if there's one thing he's good at, it's not hurting you. When it comes to you he's a little more sane, he'll only use as much of his strength against your body as he thinks you can take, and he usually makes sure you stay far from the battlefield. Of course,there can be exceptions sometimes...I'm gonna skip over the bedtimes lol. He's one of the variants who will wear you down the least emotionally. But one time when he thought you were dead—and when you came back, you found out he'd built a whole harem of people who looked like you…yeahhh I think that damage might be irreparable lol.

Sinister Mark, if you ask him he thinks you're not getting hurt and that you were just born for drama. Forget keeping his hands to himself—he can't even keep his teeth off you. Let's not even count how many times you've ended up in the hospital because of him—you don't want to look at that bill it's pretty stacked. And your mental health? Huh I mean, if you manage to keep that intact, you should probably be a prophet. When he genuinely hurts you, he'll stand in front of you whining, telling you to stop crying and all. He's a crude asshole.

Full Mask Mark, if he ever hurt you, he'd probably throw himself into a volcano. Anyway believe me, no one's perfect, his constant fussing over you will wear you down emotionally and hurt you, even if unintentionally. Then he'll be hurt because you're hurt, and you'll just spiral into a vicious cycle...

Prisoner Mark, sees himself as deeply inadequate and lacking—a full blown inferiority complex pulses deep beneath his skin. And that reflects right back onto you in the relationship. At times, his grip on your body or his words may have hurt you. But what hurts the most isn't any of that—it's the way he emotionally manipulates you. And he doesn't feel a single ounce of regret for it, for him it's the very reason you're still by his side.

Maskless Mark, mhm don't let his stance among the variants fool you,he's an emotional pile of ass too. And that emotional side of his leads to way too much paranoia, and too much paranoia gives rise to things he'll push you into. It's not that he doesn't trust you—he just sees you as incredibly fragile,no matter what you are. What starts as worried venting can, over time turn into threats and commands. Btw he's also a complete manipulator when he needs to be.

Wolf Cut Mark, actually does an even better job than Full Mask Mark. He's genuinely not a violent partner. He values your feelings and makes an effort to protect them. I meann, he's a total win.

Light Blue Mark, has no filter—just like his deathlmao. He's brutally honest, he'll let every thought spill right out of those pretty lips of his. He doesn't really care or pay attention to whether you get hurt—even if you end up wounded because of an enemy, the only thing he'll bother checking is whether you're still alive, but everything else? Nah. I'm pretty convinced he'd make a terrible boyfriend. Also gives off that vibe of being way too controlling to the point where he'd mentally wear you down.

No Goggles Mark, god he hurts you! And that's a lover's activity! You hurt him? He loves that. No matter what goes down between you two, he's deadly sure you were made for each other. When you end up with a bone or two broken, he'll act like a damn puppy—but make plenty of jokes about it too,absolute bastard. I'm not even gonna bother counting the traumas he's put you through, just know you're never getting over them. The thing is he hurts you without even meaning to. I guess you could say he gets cute aggressive when he sees you. He feels zero regret for anything he does—he'll even try to finger your wound like it's something filthy. Freak.

Flaxan Mark, actually a pretty calm partner. Even though he's had his hand in things like genocide...as your boyfriend he won't make you the center of his life. He'll treat you like just another side quest. He won't care if you die, but as long as you're alive he'll try his best to give you good things. He's not aggressive, but his constant attempts to always be by your side will become a problem. And those problems will lead to more problems—and the one thing he's good at is eliminating whatever causes him problems.

Bald Mark, I'd bet money he's got a fetish for hurting you. Yet another variant with way too many problems,and he's obsessed with you too. He acts on impulse before he even thinks, and even after that he doesn't bother thinking either. Usually the bruises on your body come from him shoving you hard into doors, walls, chairs stuff like that. He doesn't care that you're weak, so your best bet is to never show your weaknesses—because he will absolutely poke and prod at every single one of them.

Moustache Mark, without exception another one who will hurt you. He's emotionally inept,and that usually shows in the parts of his words you don't attach meaning to. The real problem is that he hurts you physically—even worse than Viltrumite Mark. Even if he understands his strength will cause you harm, he won't do a anything about it.

Long Hair Mark, will turn so many things in your life to shit, and then still tell you you're overreacting. Disgustingly egotistical—even the way he loves you...he'll touch you like you're something repulsive. You might even catch a faint, uneasy twitch on his lips when he kisses you. No need to even get into what he'll actually put you through. He's awful even at the good stuff. Jealous as hell but won't admit it—and the permanent damage he'll do is mostly physical, with just enough fighting to drain the life out of your soul.

Tracksuit Mark, is a sweet ass. I really love his scenes in the show he looks so goofy—anyway, he'll hurt you by acting like he doesn't care about you but in reality you're the only one he actually gives a shit about. He puts you before even himself,and yet he's the one who plants the prettiest thorns in your heart. After he hurts you he shuts down and you're left trying to piece yourself back together alone. And just when things start getting better, when you finally feel like you're getting stronger—he shows up again with that same look and tears everything down all over again.

Bulletproof Mark, let me just tell you how jealous this man is. Despite his ego and the strength he puts on display, you are absolutely one of his greatest weaknesses. He generally tries not to hurt you but the moment an outside factor enters your relationship, he shows a completely different,ugly side. A double edged shit—he won't physically hit you but he'll grab you aggressively,and the words he'll throw at you will be far worse. And when it comes to him? He'll be so overwhelmed with guilt and self atred for hurting you out of jealousy.

Omni Mark, will break you both physically and emotionally, more than enough. It wasn't his intention at first but the more he struggles to bend your will to his, the rougher his methods will become. And as long as he gets the result he wants, he'll rarely feel any regret over it. I should say—there may be moments when he tries to earn your forgiveness.

Retro Mark, hurt you? He lives for it. Let me not even get into how disgustingly his lips curl every single time. No remorse—he'll do it over and over like it's a hobby. Physically, he prefers to push you right to your limits rather than outright break you like Sinister Mark would. Emotionally, he'll go as far as the pulse beneath his thumb can satisfy him.

Kneepad Mark, won't physically hurt you but can't say the same for the people around you. I can't really imagine this variant being all that different from the original Mark, I think he's a little more withdrawn—like you can't even tell what he actually hates about you. And while the original Mark spills every single problem he has, this one never will. Still you two have a pretty toxic relationship, his words can get harsh.

Shiesty Mark, is someone who can't separate violence even from his private life. And with you being his crush—good luck with that,no exceptions, whether it's a joke or not there will be times he hits you. Not even gonna mention how trash mouthed he is. But don't worry, no matter how rough he gets, you're still his one and only.

Target Mark, constantly warns you not to push him toward violence—yet he's the very one who steers you down that path himself. A narcissist who finds every single thing he does, without exception,to be justtified. Everything that happens to is your fault. He's used to being obeyed, not rejected. And every move he makes on you? He sees it as just another conquest in his empire's victories lol.

Executor Mark, uufff ufff things he'll do under the guise of "for your own good", you couldn't count them all if you tried. He rivals Sinister Mark, from breaking your legs to tearing your arms off,he won't even hesitate. He has this confidence that one way or another, he can return you to something close to or exactly you were before. Don't give him even the slightest reason, because violence is like the cherry on top of your relationship.

And that's a glimpse of Omni-Mark's origin story :3 His tv show counterpart is such an interesting case study of a Mark that was clearly inspired off of Omni-Man, so presumably he loved and idolized the man enough to don his attire... he's the most "dad-like" of the alternate Marks in that he doesn't like to swear, coaches the other Marks on teamwork and is mostly calm, quiet and reserved. But he killed his mom and hates his home? So there's some fun thought fodder there as to how that may have happened.