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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
if i look back, i am lost
Xuebing Du
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
ellievsbear
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
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Product Placement
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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⣠Chile in a Photography âŁ
Noah Kahan
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@ahhhhhyikes
big shoutout to the gas station near my house which is running a deal on energy drinks and thought the best way to express this on their large LED sign was to make it read BANG MONSTER 2/$5
update: you'll be pleased to know that they rethought their sign and have changed it to read MONSTER BANG 2/$5
i have terrible news about the economy
they raised the price of monster bang :(
Monster bang inflation đľâđŤ
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tumblr is the funniest social media site to go viral on
on tiktok people will quit their jobs after going viral once but on here not only can any post get 50k notes, but if it does theres nothing you can do with it. theres no monetization or any transferable skills at all. you just made a funny post and people liked it and thats the start and end of your career
you could say "i left the stove on" with no context and it might break containment on here and people start tagging it with ships and kins and theres no way to delete it forever unless staff gets involved. your mistake will never go away but your claim to fame will instantly
its like yes im the pineapple werewolf guy but no one outside of here and like 5 posts on reddit will ever know what that sentence means. i could jump on tiktok and no one would know me. no one on youtube or facebook. this is my little corner of the internet and i will die here before i give up that title and when i do know i lost nothing in the process
exactly
I really like this website because somebody will be like âthereâs nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic, bootlickerâ and you can be like okay this clearly evolved from a valid point about how the US is too car-centric. But something happened to it.
I just woke up from a dream that I got invited to go clubbing with my friends last minute while I was wrapping up a volunteer shift at a big community center so on my way to the club I stopped at a mall and grabbed a random dress but for some reason I couldnât change at the mall so I went farther down the highway and stopped at a rest stop. it was pouring rain and on the way in i slipped and got covered in mud & i dropped my dress in a puddle and it got soaking wet. i keep a blow dryer in my car (i travel a lot) so i grabbed it and went to the bathroom and started blow drying the dress.
i was freezing cold and soaking wet so i took off my jeans and t shirt since no one else was there but a man walked in, in a full blue velvet tuxedo and when we saw each other in my state of undress we both apologized.
he said the menâs room was closed for maintenance and asked if i minded if he used the womenâs and i said i didnât.
he came back out of the stall and said he was tired and actually came in to rest for twenty minutes before he got back on the road and i said that was fine so he sat on the bench in the bathroom and closed his eyes and we were both silent for a few minutes and then he opened his eyes and asked where i was headed and i said i was meeting friends at some club and he said
âi donât know why youâre going to the club when you could be going to Ravioli Night.â
i said, âto what?â
he sat up excitedly and began to describe what sounded like a black-tie ball, all centered on eating a multi-course meal of different ravioli dishes.
it was already ten at night so i assumed heâd just come from there. i said sorry i missed it but maybe next time.
he said, âit only happens every four years, but youâre in luck; the first course isnât served until midnight.â
i said, âpeople gather at midnight to eat ravioli?â
he smirked mischievously and said, âuntil dawn.â
my dress was mostly dry so i pulled it on over my head and i said, âbased on your tux, i think iâd be too underdressed.â
he said, âyou can be my plus-one, and no one will ask.â
it seemed to me this man had some sort of major social authority in this mysterious, nocturnal world of ravioli.
i considered it, but i said, âsorryâŚ.my friends are waiting for me.â
he smiled sadly for a moment, stood up, and asked if i had a pen. i did in my purse. he wrote coordinates on my arm and said, âif you change your mindâŚ.â
then he left.
i walked outside and he was already gone. i got in my car and hesitated to turn the key, considering the thrill in my chest at the concept of so much ravioli.
then i woke up at that moment. iâll never knowâŚâŚ.would i have followed my heart?
this man had the energy of a vampire love interest but iâm 100% certain he was human with some sort of powerful sway in this dark world of ravioli
going to sleep with a single ravioli under my pillow tonight to try to summon this man and finish what we started
Idk who needs to hear this but being unwilling to follow orders, and being incapable of following instrucrions, are not the same thing. Your stupidity is not a virtue.
It should be added that peoples' inability to give clear instructions does not mean you're stupid.
Sure, naturally. It's best to consider the ratio here.
If you encounter one lunatic driving the wrong way on the highway, you encountered one lunatic driving the wrong way on the highway. But if you pass five of them in a row, the problem might be you.
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Based on a true story
girl unhinge ur jaw
UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH
She is completely valid
So thereâs this artist, Alex Schaefer, who makes a bunch of paintings of Chase Bank burning.
Thereâs just
so many of these
and I think itâs incredibly funny but
I just read this bit from the artist and
This is a "plein air" painting which means I set up my easel right across the street of this Chase bank in my city and painted it like it had caught fire. The police questioned me on the spot. Three weeks later Homeland Security was knocking on the door to my home. The question they kept asking me was "Do you hate these banks?" I can honestly say yes.
And I just think this is the greatest artist statement Iâve ever read.
an addition from his insta:
whoâs my happiest little guy! itâs you!
you can't just leave this in the replies @all-i-am-is-pharmacy
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i think ppl would be a lot happier and better-adjusted on here if they realized that being online on a website is like being in any other casual public space full of people. if u walk into walmart u dont immediately think to yourself âi have to be friends with everyone in this walmart and if not everyone likes me iâm a failureâ and u really shouldnât feel that way online either. likewise if thereâs a guy in the walmart parking lot shouting obscenities u probably wouldnât answer him and thatâs literally an exact equivalent to some of the weird stuff that people on here seem to feel theyâre obligated to respond to.
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I maintain that the best summation of my feminist beliefs are that men and women are not fundamentally different. There are a few quantifiable differences if you average out every woman and every man, but they are not qualitative. And most of them are socially constructed, and would be fixed if we started treating men and women the same. Neither is inherently smarter, neither is inherently kinder, neither is inherently more stoic or stronger or angrier or softer. Everyone is obsessed with the differences between women and men, with finding them and creating them and distancing themselves from the "other half". It's fucked up
so hard to beat the gay allegations when youâre gay
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Hey you canât really like. Do anything about somebody perceiving your behavior as rude. Like theyâre not telling you youâre doing something illegal theyâre just saying hey youâre kinda being a shithead. Itâs not discrimination or oppression for somebody to tell you youâre acting like a shithead rn.
âWahhh why canât I blare my TikToks in a shared public space!â
You CAN dude. In fact you ARE. Youâre just going to be perceived as kinda shitty for it.
We have this interesting situation where we basically no longer have privacy nor the expectation of privacy, but we also don't have community or meaningful connection with others, so we're all simultaneously both completely exposed and absolutely alone, and please understand that when I say this situation is "interesting", what I in fact mean is that it's "nightmarish and I wish I could wake up"
