presume not that i am the thing i was

btw if you comment on my fanfic to say you've been talking about it with your friends then i do love you but you do need to tell me what they said also. in fact when you make such a comment you should send authors the discord logs. its important. for our health

a slaughterhouse. an outlet mall. slot machines. fear of god. you know the usual

shakespeare was so funny for that scene where the antagonist tells the protagonist “let the record show that i AM into women THAT BEING SAID holy shit, thou mars, seeing you here is like an even better version of my wedding night. like WAY better. i’ve been dreaming about you every night for years, and in my dreams we take off each other’s armor and beat each other to a pulp and i wake up all hot and sticky 👍”

dip shit you are not turning into the joker. you are barely even turning into the penguin or th e ice guy

im actually cleft in twain right now can i call you back

when i was like 5 i started waiting for something and never stopped

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

count me outs