shot the movie no script.

you have two understand the intense nature of the sloppy your mother is offering me.

im dubiously here anyway. *DII2APPEAR2 IINTWO THE META*

i dont do standup comedy because im not an egbert and for NO other reason. if id hatched with that combination of characters as my hatchname you can fuckiing bet that i would be humping that stool right about now. just absolutely begging for that free glass of water. IIN2TEAD my thing is more like vigilante comedy. hi im sollux and this is jackass.

my sexy little party trick where i guess your hatchname based only off of the name in your blog description. im closing my eyes im communing with the 2PIIRIIT2. the name “EGBERT” escapes my lips as i start two vomit uncontrollably.

human marriage is such a weird invention from you guys. its like a matespritship that turns pitch the second theyre out of earshot and talking about each other two a third party.

god having a physical body is so overrated. do godtiers get sick and no i dont want two hear about your psychic headaches join the club with that one.

woke up with my head in a load gaper. its like im half seadweller or something.

if my body wanted me two sleep regularly it should have thought about that before making me dream so much WEIIRD 2HIIT.

oh ok. me <3< group chats.