there's blood in my hair!

Do you love the color of the dinosaur femur

i don't even gaf about shipping discourse because i'm a big boy and a bad person for other worse reasons but if i can be real for a moment "proship DNI" in bio means nothing to me. if you want to keep me out you're going to need to line your blog with salt and iron or rat poison or something.

actually if i were to be less flippant and more brutally honest with you all my disdain for it stems from how much of it is just a thinly veiled excuse for people to fight about their fictional relationship preferences or simply for the sake of arguing without any investment in the reality of what they're claiming to represent and then take pride in their empty, performative activism. i still recommend the rat poison though.

girl help they are calling me a pedophile sympathiser in the notes for trying to point out that being disgusted by something is not the same as meaningfully working to prevent and safeguard against it by critically engaging with the complex reality of it. can i please just have the rat poison.

I find it hilarious they gave me hay despite having it just yesterday

Why are you eating hay?

They keep giving it to me?

reading problematic fanfiction but shaking my head so random tumblr user who thinks thought crimes are real knows I don't condone it in real life

ignore my boaner 👍

No one has ever made money

Official Post of Massachusetts

daddydom ASMR but 5 seconds in he gets attacked by a cackling witch

i’m sorry but what the actual fuck

a cackling witch

it’s interesting how often people assume that i research 90s jensen ackles because of some deep sexual attraction for him at that age. as if the focus of my research is some sort of statement about which era of his career i’m turned on by the most and therefor consider worthy of study. i was gonna make a post about how silly it would be if we all chose our interests and majors that way. but then i remembered i’m on tumblr. and yeah, some of you probably are math majors jerkin it to prime numbers or something.