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“Tell me to go home”

It’s way too late for this, but it’s important to note that NASA didn’t discover the new earth-like planets. It was a group of astronomers lead by a dude name Michaël Gillon from the University of Liège in Belgium. Giving NASA credit for this gives the United States credit for something they didn’t do, and we already have a problem with making things about ourselves so. just like…be mindful. I’d be pissed if I discovered a small solar system and credit was wrongfully given to someone else.

This is valid. NASA’s involvement in this was predominantly in the use of of Spitzer data to validate findings from a primarily European funded program (TRAPPIST). There were Americans (or at least, an American) on the team, but beyond it being a collaborative and data-sharing arrangement this isn’t primarily an Agency achievement.

why are ball jointed dolls so pretty i don’t even like dolls i want to punch myself in the eyes this isn’t fair stop being prettier than me you are made of plastic and the repurposed souls of dead poetry 

*cries for eternity*

The Onion should start posting real news that seems fake and see how long it takes us to catch on.

haha homphobia is funny !! haha !! laugh riot

haha dont you love it when someone makes you think theyre gonna say something homophobic and then say something totally innocuous? so you get all stressed out over nothing? and then you look like the bad guy for getting defensive?? comedy!!

This still fucking cracks me up

Reblogging for Black History Month 2017!