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“voltron walked so bubbline could run” you morons voltron pulled out its own gun at the starting line, shot itself in the foot and proceeded to tell all of its fans to shut up and that ITS WAR, PEOPLE DIE, EVEN THE GAYS while bubbline has been riding on a motorcycle for 8 goddamn years popping wheelies and jumping over buses and shit

Korrasami fired the starting gun, rupphire sprinted to the finish, bubbline kept a steady pace and it took a while but damn if it didn’t get there, voltron tripped at the starting line and then whined about how they should rerun the race because “it was the audiences fault they tripped.”

Voltron talked about how amazing they were gonna be at the race and how they’ed win. They publicised how they were running the race everywhere purely to get attention and money from their supporters but never actually planned to run in the race. They showed up for more money and attention but tripped their first step and just straight up left the track and blamed their supporters for thinking they’ed actually care about the race or do it and that their anger is all their own fault. And they also did all this while insulting their supporters and the race itself.