It's a Tumblr! How lovely.

Put your Hogwarts House, your Pokemon Go team, and your star sign in the tags

Morgan Freeman Narrates Himself Playing Pokémon Go

everything about this picture is so much better when you know the context - john just made a lightsaber dick joke on national television 

Everyone outside of very specific parts of England is evil. This must be true. It must be, and that’s why you should never, ever leave. Ever.

That’s enough [tranquilizer] to take down a rhinoceros.

@streetzie on Twitter (via vandavintage)

Barack “Mr Steal Yo Girl” Obama ladies and gentlemen

Maggie Smith and Leonardo DiCaprio on the BAFTA Kiss Cam

“Maybe the princess can save herself. That sounds like a pretty good story too.” (x)

         ( insp. )             congratulations. you have survived the war.                   now live                     with the trauma.

“yeah, well, archduke franz ferdinand shouldn’t have been wandering around sarajevo in an open-top car, so i guess he was asking to be murdered, too.”