agentreigns archive.

Esp when you don’t even OWN the fics or arts you sent them

I feel like this used just be a known unknown rule in Fandom but in recent years people have lost all sense of fucking boundaries. It’s very weird and unsettling

If your fic is 1000 words long, you can’t tag it slow burn. It’s not slow burn. That is a matchstick. And this is my personal bias here but if those motherfuckers you’re writing experience significant forward momentum in their relationship in under 5k words, then that is just a regular old burn. Slow burn should be borderline intolerable and a mistake to start reading at 2 in the morning.

lena’s online dating profile is just a really bad selfie from 5 years ago and no one ever matches her back bc of that and she ends up accidentally swiping right on kara’s abs only profile pic and kara’s just matches w everyone who swipes right on her and when they eventually meet, both not expecting much, kara almost passes out bc lena looks like That and lena almost passes out bc kara’s following along w her science talk really easily

I just feel like owning a carnivorous plant is an elegant power move, the right balance between soft and deadly

screaming.