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ivynightshade

fatima aamer bilal, excerpt from moony moonless sky’s ‘i am an observer, but not by choice.’

[text id: my fist has always been clenched around the handle of an invisible suitcase. / i am always ready to leave. / there is not a single room in this world where i belong.]

Akatsuki gift exchange!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/43917219

My @akatsuki-gift-exchange for @eat0crow! I’m sorry it took so long to post, I gave a bit of an explanation in the authors note but I truly hope you enjoy! This was a blast to write!

#akatsuki gift exchange 2022 #akatsuki #sakura haruno #deidara #sakudei

atomichush

I had the joy of getting @agentdemi for the @akatsuki-gift-exchange this year!

I tried to make them both as badass as possible since that’s what a girl boss is to me!

Hope you enjoy it!!!

agentdemi

Thank you so much for this, it's great and they both look so cool! 😁

#akatsuki-gift-exchange

notsowittywriter

New graffiti in Norwich!

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andatsea

Unborn.

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Briefly.

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andatsea

Stars in a box, hands to glass.

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everydaylouie

MR MIME HAS DODGEBALL SHOULDERS

neil-gaiman

Surely Gail Simone, noted Anglophile and advocate of the British Tea Method, would tell you that Brits call whipped cream "squirty cream".

No, we call squirty cream in a can squirty cream. Whipped cream is something completely different. It comes about when two people love each other very much*, they buy a carton of whipping cream, add an optional pinch of granulated sugar to it, and then whisk it until it's thick and snowy. Then they pour it on strawberries and stare into each other's eyes while they eat it.

The squirty stuff in cans is nominally a cream, I suppose, but lacks the romance and the flavour.

(*Also applies for more than two people, or less than two people. But not less than one person.)

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weaver-z

Do you ever look at your pet and go holy shit that is a little beast moving and doing things of its own volition. In my home

notmycatsname

polyglotplatypus

my partner tends to sleep for about 9-11 hours every night else they get grumpy and tired, while i usually only sleep for about 5-7 hours, which makes for some cute moments in the morning

dana-cz

Somebody asked Maggie on her live signing last night to say the line from the UNO video and well…

andatsea

As birds do: sail, sail.

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andatsea

Second Sundays.

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pancakeke

choose your weapon

cornbread-but-cringey

the fact that the wii remote nunchucks don’t actually include any wii nunchucks is disappointing.

[image description: four images of weapons made out of nintendo controllers and a gamecube, arranged in two rows and two collums. from left to right, top to bottom, they are: nunchucks made from wii remotes, a mace with the heavy end being a gamecube, a mallet with the heavy end being a wii u gamepad, and two n64 controllers made into two of the same weapon that i can’t identify ‘cause i don’t know anything about weapons. /end description]

screnwriter-old-deactivated2021

“i love all my ocs” i say as they haven’t experienced a day of happiness in months

screnwriter-old-deactivated2021

“i love all my ocs” i say as i project all my trauma onto them

fangirlforever-15

“i love all my ocs” i say as i make them go through things i never experienced and wouldn't last an hour in

thatcharismaticwriter

"i love all my ocs" i say as i sit back, relax and watch them suffer in unimaginable pain that i know they wont survive in

decseptapril

"i love all my ocs" i say as i kill one of them in front of another just after i make them finally confessed their love to each other

goldenzingy46butwriteblr

“i love all my ocs” i say as i give them a single day of happiness to give them hope so i can bring it all crashing down again

whotooklortan

"i love all my ocs" i say as i keep ripping them from all they have ever known and separating them from loved ones

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