#sakudei

Ahhhh thank you so so much! Please design ocs cause it’s so much fun 😤👏 this isn’t a ship I’m familiar with but I tried some somewhat platonic SakuDei modern AU stuff 😭

https://archiveofourown.org/works/43917219

hello pals here I am again (?)

I am always down for missing-nin!AUs tbqh. 

one was about how deidara and kisame had sakura as a hostage and they all kinda became friends and it was post war but almost au like??? idk hard to explain

the other was where sakura was instructed to infiltrate the akatsuki and her and deidara were partners and fell in love blah blah that whole thing but there’s a distinct part where they have to go to some town and they have to stay in a brothel so idk if that helps

Author note: I do not own Naruto, if I did Sarada's father would have been Itachi! (This is the latest chapter I wrote a few days ago, already working on chapter 5, please look forward and hope you’ll like this story!!)

My three Annoying Teachers

Chapter 4; Dreaming of the teachers

" Thanks for picking me up, Temari," A small smile dazzled my lips, as I leaned back into the seat and resting my head. Temari returned the gesture and focused back on the road, she gets quite silent while driving. Probably focused to 100 percent.

It had been a rough morning. Being ravished by both Itachi-sensei and Sasori-sensei. Not only that, but they even got a picture of my dilemma. Sighing, I shook my head, trying to disband the thoughts. Thinking of it only made me more mad and depressed.

After a while of staring out the window, my eyelids lowered. While feeling the sleep wanting to overtake me, I couldn't resist and fell into its' depths...

Dream/Flashback

Opening my eyes, I glanced around the room I currently resided in. Seeing mostly black stone walls, I let out a gasp and hurriedly glanced down at myself. 'Chains...?' I tried to muster some strength into my body and break free, but it was useless. Those things stuck tight to my feet, hands and around my abdomen.

'Where the hell am I?' Confused, I glanced around the room one more time and then stopped. My eyes spotted red flaming hair, that just entered from a door. A small light shined from his hand as a candle stayed put on his palm, while he walked.

"Sasori-sensei... Gonna harass me some more, aren't you?" I sighed lazily, getting tired while meeting them almost every day but now in my dreams too? This was just absurd.

"You're really weird, Sasori-sensei. Why would you do something like that to me in your own house and not only that, while your cousin was just right outside!" I complained strongly, rolling my eyes as some anger grew of the memory.

Bending down, he placed the candle in front of me and then also sat down across from my chained self. I watched him with a dull gaze, not caring much, since I wouldn't be able to do anything anyways.

A bored gaze locked with my own. The movement of his hand startled me, as it got placed on my forehead, while he leaned in closer. Red strands laid lazily, covering a bit of his dulled eyes. He seemed so uninterested. "Whatever you see in your other world, is false."

"Sasori-sensei? What do you mean?!" I questioned with an astonished look.

It took a moment for him to reply, "Us, the Akatsuki have gotten tasked with bringing back your consciousness. If we fail, we all die."

Something warm began oozing out from his hand, as a blue glow shone from above my eyebrows. "Saso-"

"Hush, brat," his eyelids lowered and the palm on my forehead pressed harder. Soft lips moved silently, making me unable to hear his words. Though an insane pain jolted through my skull and I couldn't hold in the scream from leaving past my lips. I yelled and yelled, the pain only increasing. "Ahhh! Stop! STOP! IT HURTS! AHHHHH! NOO!"

"SLAM!"

The door got thrust open, a few of the other teachers arrived in the room and glanced down at us.

"What are you doing Sasori-danna, hmm?" Deidara-sensei asked, strolling in our direction.

"Trying to bring her back. Don't distract me Deidara," he said coldly and continued with whatever he was doing to me.

"NOOO! IT HURTS! AHHH! UGHHHH!" I roared out while fighting back against the chains, hoping they would release me. Failing miserable, I snapped my eyes shut and tried to ignore the pain echoing underneath the flesh.

"Oi... I don't think that's wise, you might kill Pinky if you keep that up," Kisame'san's worried voice entered through my eardrums, as my pain only enlarged.

"Sasori." A demanding voice sounded further away. "Are you trying to kill us all? I already have a method that's possible to work."

Feeling the pain slowly dissolving from my head, I looked up to see Sasori-sensei retreating with his palm. Turning his head in the direction of Pein-sensei, I glanced with a curious gaze at his back.

"Yes. Leader-sama, please show us your effective solution." he sarcastically said as he rose up from his place on the ground and stepped towards the side, giving Pein-sensei full access to my view.

Taking his stand in front of me, ringed eyes watched me intensely. Surprised at his stare, I adverted my gaze, feeling how heated my face had turned.

A low masculine voice spoke evenly, "What is your full name?"

"Haruno Sakura," I stated without a thought.

"What is your occupation?" Came a second question and I replied with a frown. "High school student."

'Why is Pein-sensei asking me all of this... He's supposed to know it, being my teacher and all...' I sighed, trying to understand his reasons for these odd questions.

"Explain how you know all of us," Instead of being a question, this time he sounded demanding for an answer. Just like giving an order to someone.

"Alright..." I sweat dropped a little. My own dreams are probably what made them so weird, so in the end I have myself to blame... Or more like my brain.

Anyhow, I took a deep breath and centered my eyes on the ground, pondering. After a while, I decided it was time for some kindhearted explanation, though a dream shouldn't really need it...

"Uchiha Itachi is my math teacher. As well as the first one that truly harassed me and with that I mean in a sexual way, touching me all over. He did this in the car during sunlight." I told them, without even feeling a bit embarrassed. How weird, normally I would feel so flustered around them, but now I kind of feel a bit headstrong.

Silence met with my ears, making me curious as I glanced up towards each of the sensei's. Some had their mouths open wide, while others were trying to stifle their laughter and a few expressions were hard to read.

A loud snicker escaped from Kisame'san's lips, while he clutched his stomach and attempting to stop himself from emitting laughter. "Hahaha! Pinky here is... Oh god... Itachi... I didn't know you did things like that, on a lil girl... Hahahaha!"

Another chuckle joined in, coming from Hidan-Sensei. "The shit? Uchiha knows how to rape a woman, fucking hell."

Itachi-sensei looked emotionless as ever, hard to pinpoint his reactions with that.

"…Continue." Pein-sensei ordered with a wave of his hand, ignoring the small snickers across the room.

"well… It's usually Itachi-sensei, Sasori-sensei and Deidara-sensei that end up harassing me a lot. Sure, I accidently skipped both Itachi-sensei and Sasori-sensei's classes, though the class with Deidara-sensei. I was just too tired to go into his class! Sasori-sensei teaches history, Deidara-sensei teaches art. I detest those three teachers the most!"I stated firmly, giving a frown to each said senseis.

A low snicker sounded from Deidara-sensei. Staring at him with a slight raised eyebrow, I quickly defended myself. "It's true! You really do love to disturb my peaceful school life! Even last year too, you gave me so much work, that I could barely make it!"

He erupted into loud laughter and rose his hand, then laid it down on his forehead and scoured through his blond fringes. "This is too hilarious, hmm. I'm an art teacher, while Sasori is not!"

'Wait… He wasn't bothered with him harassing me but being my art teacher?' I wondered in my head, slightly blinking.

"Quit it brat," Sasori-sensei provided Deidara-sense with a smack on top of his head.

Wincing in pain, Deidara-sensei stroked his head and hugged it, all the while sending protests towards my red headed teacher. With a bored stare, he ignored the blond and shifted his eyes onto my chained self.

A shudder erupted from my body, as he looked at me with those empty orbs. I felt fear flung over me, I wanted to do anything to cover my figure. His stare was so intense, just as if he was trying to unlock all my concealed secrets.

"Ahh! Pein-sensei!" Panting in realization, I turned back to peek at the person who began questioning me.

"Yes?" He inquired, watching me warily.

Silence met with the room once more, before I started to speak. "You are my origami teacher and also one of the kind teachers! I enjoy every minute of your lessons, Pein-sensei!"

A grin plastered to my face. Curiously, I searched his eyes for any kind of reaction, but I found nothing aside from a blank look. Some gasps left the individuals across of the area, shifting my eyes to the new sounds, I saw how a few of the teachers held their mouths and strained to keep from chuckling.

'What did I say now? They like to make fun of me, don't they…'? I sighed inwardly, shaking my head and shutting my eyes, hoping to wake up from this dream.

"Did something happen to you, in your world?" Another questioned headed my way, my eyes snapped open in haste and I viewed him with dread oozing from my abdomen.

Meeting my eyes, Pein-sensei continued. "Go on."

"I- "My voice was hesitant; did I really have to tell him about my scar? I rather forget it

"Sakura, listen. The other world you live in, is fake and we must pull back your true self. Answering my questions will make this more helpful."

"My true self…" I muttered underneath my breath, not understanding the meaning in his sentence.

Flicking my finger, I nodded. "I was in a car accident, laid unconscious for two weeks and got the scar I have on my back."

"Back..." Pein-sensei looked thoughtful, as he glanced down towards the ground for a few seconds. Rising his head, he rotated and encountered Itachi-sensei's knowing eyes. A firm nod exchanged between the two, the Uchiha strolled towards my direction. My green hues fixated on his frame, inspecting him as he now bent down in front of me. His hand roamed over the shackles keeping me in place, it didn't take him long to put aside the chains.

"Turn around, kunochi," He instructed quietly and I did, better not to anger any of these men.

I felt my shirt being pulled up by his hand, coldness stirred my skin and I bit my lip, to keep silent. Feeling his vision travel over my back, a chill went up my spine. Shuddering into his gaze, a coarse breath passed my lips.

I shut my eyes fiercely, melting the bad recollections from surfacing. Suddenly something warm met my backside and I jolted upwards, the warmness inflowing through my skin. My skull nudged back, as I glowered upwards, meeting with the dusky ceiling.

"We need to open that seal, Itachi." I heard Pein-sensei say from behind of me.

No reply came out from Itachi-sensei's mouth, instead I felt the hotness increasing and to be honest, it wasn't a bad feeling. It felt nice.

My body began trembling abruptly, as I felt a gentle pair of hands rocking me to the sides. "Sakura! Wake up!" I could catch from a far distance.

"Temari… I'll…" I murmured silently, my eyes lowering.

"You won't be able to do it while she is unconscious. Put the chains back on." Pein's stern voice sounded, before I finally drifted away from this dream...

Dream/Flashback end

Opening my eyes, I was met with a worried look. Grinning I petted the blonde's head and smiled warmly. "You ok there, Temari? And thank you for driving me back home!"

I hopped up from my seat and stepped out to stand next to her, she had opened the passenger door wider for me. Stretching my arms, I felt ready to finish Sasori's history assignment, it was duo to today and I accidently deleted most of the report I finished yesterday.

"No problem! Did you finish the task you received from my cousin?" Temari asked me, with a soft voice as she led me towards the front door of the Uzumaki residence.

"Not yet. Or well I did yesterday but then I deleted most parts of it, " I groaned miserably at myself and looked down to my stomach, as I felt hunger rumble from it. 'Oh god, I forgot to eat breakfast this morning, since Itachi-sensei rushed me! And then at Gaara's place we only work to finish the group project!"

A hand bumped my shoulder gently, looking to the said I saw a huge grin on Temari's face. "You better eat first, before you get to that assignment. When is the due time? "

Smiling back, I replied. "8pm. I have enough time to complete it! Don't worry Temari!"

"That's good then, you only have 6 hours left though, but that's more than enough right?" Her head titled to the side, as she watched me.

"6 hours!" I yelped and quickly pinned her arm closer to my face, then I gawked at the time.

"I could ask Sasori to give you more time for it? Since you did accidently delete the assignment?" in the corner of my eyes, I saw her palm gripping out her phone from one of her jeans pockets. Slamming my own hand above hers, I smiled leisurely. "It was partly my own fault. Don't worry about it Temari, I'll make it!"

The grumbling noise from my stomach, disturbed us and made both of us giggle.

"If you say so. Go and eat now. See you on Sunday, Sakura!" She waved as she walked over to her car.

Waving back and watching as she drove safely onto the road, until I no longer saw her. Fist pumping the air, I nodded in motivation. 'Time to eat a sandwich, work on my history assignment and then hand it in for Sasori-sensei's class! Nothing can make me lose focus now, I need to oversee my dream another time as well…'

Shaking my head, I blinked furiously and gripped the door handle, turning it down and stepping inside.

Hurriedly I entered the kitchen, seeing no one. I went to the counter and took a piece of bread, then opened the fridge, getting out butter and ham. It didn't take me long, until I completed my sandwich. Smiling satisfied at my work, I put back the products quickly into the cold air and then stormed to my room. Opening my bedroom's door, I slipped inside and shut it fast.

Sighing to myself, I settled my delicious treat onto a spare spot on my desk. Then I also plumped down on the seat, starting the engine and waiting for the computer to start up. When the screen shone a blue light, there was a text in white "Updating, 10 percent". Facepalming, I screeched out of disappointment. "Oh god, why do you do this to me?!" I sniveled, covering my eyes with both of my hands, as I leaned in with my body weight. Half laying on my hands.

A sturdy growl arose beneath of my belly and I jerked a hold of my sandwich, put it to my lips and bit. Feeling the sweet taste of the bread, I gobbled it down quickly.

When I finished eating, I took a glance at the screen in front of me and blinked my eyes. "Updating, 15 percent". Clenching my knuckles, I held one hand in front of the screen, ready to break it. After a while of thinking, I concluded it would do me no good. I wouldn't be able to complete the stupid assignment at all and then I would be forced to either stay after class or extra lessons on Saturday. Ino would kill me if I didn't come along on a girls' out.

"Fine, have it your way! Stupid computer!" I threatened and rose, strolling over towards the bed, I glided down on the comfy sheets. Taking a deep breath, I laid on my side and kept a close eye on my screen, waiting for it to finish.

Then a piece of my memory flashed through my head, blinking I grabbed a hold of my phone and looked through past messages.

"Wednesday morning." I read from Sasori's first and so far, only message to my phone. I let out a sigh of relief. 'I still have time to finish it, he said Wednesday morning!'

'SAKURA! GUESS WHO'S BACK!' The familiar voice of my inner-self, made me scratch behind my ear.

"Oh, I thought you vanished to some odd place in my head? Welcome back though." I said sarcastically, rolling my eyes with a grin emerging from my lips.

'You won't lose me that easily girl! I wish you fail in completing that assignment to be honest here, I want to see what more things Sasori can do to us!' Inner chimed excitedly, making me shrug. 'One more thing, where is that porn you promised me?!'

A blush drawled onto my cheeks and I sat up on the comforter. "Well… Just let me finish the assignment first please?" I gazed into her eyes with my famous cute ones.

'Fine, fine, just hurry! I want to release!' She scowled at me, before vanishing back into her little corner of my brain.

"This will be a long night…" I assumed and this time I'll do two documents with the exact same text, so if I accidently delete one of them, the other one will be saved! I'm sure I'll fall asleep eventually working on that thing, writing just makes me too tired, most of the time.

I kept my eyes tight on my still blue screen, it didn't look like it would finish updating for now. Suddenly an idea got in my head. 'I could ask to borrow Naruto or Naruko's computer and finish the assignment! I'm so smart!'

Getting up and dashing out of my bedroom, I strolled down the corridor until I got to a few doors. Three doors were put closely to each other. Feeling confused, I decided to try the middle door and placed my knuckled hand on the wooden fabrics, knocking gently.

Another hot crackship 👌👀

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you…

Who asks the other on dates: DeidaraWho is the bigger cuddler: SakuraWho initiates holding hands more often: SakuraWho remembers anniversaries: SakuraWho is more possessive: DeidaraWho gets more jealous: SakuraWho is more protective: DeidaraWho is more likely to cheat: NeitherWho initiates sexy times the most: DeidaraWho dislikes PDA the most: NeitherWho kills the spider: SakuraWho asks the the other to marry them: DeidaraWho buys the other flowers or gifts:  Neither tbhWho would bring up possibly having kids: SakuraWho is more nervous to meet the parents: DeidaraWho sleeps on the couch when the other is angry: DeidaraWho tries to make up first after arguments: SakuraWho tells the other they love them more often: Sakura