...Wait, what?

In reality it's just pure jealousy. I know gents. Not everyone gets blessed with fantastic boobs and the opportunity to wear magnificent bras. I'd stare out of intense jealous hatred too but you need to learn to suck it up or else grow your own pair of man melons.

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY 

amen

THIS IS SO VERY REALLY IMPORTANT

EMY!!!!!!!

OH MY GOSH BEST ITTY BITTY SNAKEY

Reblogging because I know some people who LOVE tiny snakes

When taken out of context, Cosmos is the best thing ever

Life goes on

until the ever increasing entropy of this universe makes it physically impossible for any life at all to exist

the last one used to be my desktop wallpaper 

Martin Freeman ladies and gentlemen

it’s just that… usually I’m the booty…

the fact that martin freeman thinks his personal wardrobe is better than james bond’s makes my heart happy

that’s funny considering the fact that he dresses like a homeless pixie

Oh my Jesus. Why have I not seen this until now?! Asdfghjkl

YEEEEE