Anxiety is weird when it's not social bc like people think youre sooo confident and good at things and secretly you spent the last 16 hours feeling nauseous and cried twice bc like a test idk.
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i saw someone saying on twitter about a woman who said that her boyfriend was so nervous when propose her that he forgot everything and ended up just getting on his knees saying âpleaseâ.
i hope every writer who reads this makes the best of it
I think an interesting characterization of batman in regards to how annoyed he is when pulled out of gotham for justice league business is that he feels redundant, particularly n battle. he understands his worth as a strategist and someone who knows how to keep an organization running but in his mind that all could be an email and in battle thereâs nothing he could do that some other hero couldnât and, frankly, probably better. He is aware that in a super fight he is Just A Guy. while as in gotham thereâs five seperate murder investigations happening right now that he IS irreplaceable in solving. this way it isnât about superiority or surliness itâs about what he thinks is effective use of resources
Bruce "I apologize for taking so long to analyze the autopsy of your brother's dead body, Its just that my superpowered friends wanted the pleasure of my company while they battled Deus-ex-machina number 7" Wayne
if arrowfam was super popular there would be 200million hurt comfort fics about how roy harper is allergic to chili but keeps eating it anyway bc it makes ollie happy and then all is revealed in one dinner where roy puts himself into anaphylactic shock to stop the arrowfam from arguing and they all embrace him and then mia says a twittermeme oneliner
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if arrowfam was super popular there would be 200million hurt comfort fics about how roy harper is allergic to chili but keeps eating it anyway bc it makes ollie happy and then all is revealed in one dinner where roy puts himself into anaphylactic shock to stop the arrowfam from arguing and they all embrace him and then mia says a twittermeme oneliner
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if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an âonline content creatorâ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say itâs a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patientâs onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks itâs exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get âreal jobsâ) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patientâs house and thereâs a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm houseâs suspicions. while trying to find the patientâs onlyfans house accidentally finds chaseâs onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilsonâs sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chaseâs onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that sheâs an ASMR artist and all the soap sheâs been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute itâs revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumrollâŚonlyfans, because sheâs been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.
shout out to house md season 2 for having an episode's moral dilemma revolve around toxic yuri. woman gives up half her liver for her girlfriend who has secretly been planning to break up with her but it turns out the woman knows and is only doing the surgery so the girlfriend will have to stay out of guilt. up there in the top 5 crazy homosexuals in this show
just started watching house and I thought yall were exaggerating but no. every episode is just like three wrong diagnoses that almost kill the patient and then house is like "he has underwater skunk herpes" and they give the guy a new butthole and he's cured. and then house chugs vicodin while talking about wanting to rail wilson.
A few consistent factors about Golden Age Lois Lane:
She really loves Superman, and really likes Clark (As a friend, potentially more. She's stated a couple of times if Superman wasn't a factor she'd probably date Clark. She only says this when she sees him shirtless) She likes muscle men first- niceness is the secondary factor.
She's a reporter who will always find out the truth- at any cost. She once refused to publish a lie and was fired for it, and left with no regrets. She's also contantly competing with Clark for scoops and isn't afraid to trick him.
She's kind of a goober- she'll tell little jokes that only she finds funny. She'll also openly roast whoever she finds aggravating.
She's never broken under interrogation. She's told people multiple times, Nazis, thugs, superhumans, that they'd kill her before she breaks.
Given a modicum of power, she will immediately start abusing it. It's kind of charming how egotistical she is at times.
Her fashion game is absolutely on point, and she has, many, many different outfits. We are not allowed to see her closet, as it probably breaks the laws of physics.
She's not a coward- even when she's honestly way too physically inept to be able to escape or handle a situation, she will throw herself headfirst into it.
I kind of love how flawed Lois Lane is as a person. She's loud, egotistical, opinionated, conniving and vain- but she's also brave, committed and loyal.
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one of the biggest lies the fandom with tell you is that alfred pennyworth is a good man.
heâs horrible. people just donât realize heâs horrible because theyâre all too focus on the superheroâs.
not many people in the fandom know this, but alfred literally has a daughter. her name is julia. why does no one know about julia? BECAUSE HE ABANDONED HER. itâs canon that he chose the wayneâs over his OWN CHILD. when sheâs introduced in the comics she hates her dad because he abandoned her in england to raise a child that wasnât even his.
the infamous jason âa good soldierâ memorial? yeah, alfred did that. bruce wanted it taken down. alfred also left jasonâs destroyed robin suit on display.
alfred is the reason tim is robin. dick and bruce are trapped by two-face and alfred just⌠gives tim a robin costume and sends him on his way. no formal training. no nothing.
every blame dick for damian becoming robin? wrong. it was alfred. dick was against it. alfred is the first one to give damian the robin costume, like he did to tim years before. dick did eventually choose damian as his robin, but that was while damian was ALREADY ROBIN. (he even tells tim that he doesnât pick tim to be his robin because he considers tim to be an equal, not a sidekick, but i digress)
when bane breaks bruceâs back, alfred literally packs up and leaves. he travels. he just drops everything and goes to explore the world, until dick eventually hunts him back down.
itâs also a common theme that alfred couldnât find the right balance between being a father figure and a butler, so he was constantly enabling bruce growing up (and still does) because technically bruce was his boss⌠even though he had custody of him.
edit: actually technically (in some runs) bruceâs uncle has custody of him but literally makes being absent an olympic sport But you get what i mean
edit (i was only gonna put tags but this hit me as soon as i reblogged this): let's not forget that alfred went along with what happened on tim's 16th birthday! that man can be so evil
I FORGOT ABOUT WHAT HE DID TO TIM đđđ there so much that this man has done i forget half of it. like i saw another post bringing up the way he acted about jason post death. he acted like jasonâs death was because jason was âtoo rash and violentâ and was a little too victim blaming for my liking
Alfred is known for a very regimented way of speaking. That makes him a good first candidate for a deep dive into how Batfamily characters address each other.
(See the other posts HERE.)
DIRECT REFERENCE (Talking TO the person)
The main pair of terms Alfred uses are âMaster/Miss [given name]â and âSir/Missâ.
His usage of âSir/Missâ is proportional to how close his relationship is with who heâs adressing - Bruce is âSirâ 69% of the time, while we have no examples of Babs or Cass as âMiss.â
His usage of given name is inversely proportional to how close his relationship is with who heâs adressing (and how often heâs using âSir/Missâ) â Babs is âMiss/Mistress Barbaraâ* 67% of the time, but Bruce is âMaster Bruceâ only 25% of the time.
*Writers donât always understand proper forms of address. âMistress Barbaraâ is just incorrect to use, and âMiss Barbaraâ isnât really appropriate for an adult friend of the family.
The only person who gets directly addressed as âMr/Miss [surname]â is Babs. Which IS proper. âMiss Gordonâ is used 17% of the time.
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Alfred is more likely to use a preferred name over a formal name, with people heâs close to. He uses âMaster Timâ 32% of the time, and âMaster Timothyâ only 13%. âMaster Dickâ is 24%, while âMaster Richardâ is 14%. (And âMaster Richardâ is pretty rare before Dick became the head of the house. Alfred retreated into extra formality after Bruceâs âdeathâ, either to emphasize his support of Dickâs new positition, or to hide from his emotions.)
With Bruceâs sons, he varies between âSirâ and âYoung Sir.â This tapers off as they get older.
Jason was always âYoung Sirâ
Damian is âYoung Sirâ 14% of the time, and âSirâ only 5%
Tim is âYoung Sirâ only 6% of the time, and âSirâ 19%
Dick is âYoung Sirâ less than 1% of the time, and âSirâ 46%. (Especially after he becomes head of the house.)
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Major other forms of address are âLadâ, âYoung Man/Ladyâ, and âDear Boy/My Dearâ. He also addresses multiple kids as âBoys.â Thereâs a similar distribution to âYoung Sirâ â the terms taper off as the kids get older.
Bruce is âLadâ 1% of the time
Dick is âLadâ, âYoung Manâ, and âDear Boyâ 4% of the time
Tim is âLadâ, âYoung Manâ, and one of the âBoysâ 10% of the time
Damian is âYoung Manâ, and one of the âBoysâ 14% of the time
Cass is âMy Dearâ 14% of the time
Steph is âYoung Ladyâ 17% of the time
Jason is âLadâ 25% of the time
Damian is the only kid directly given a familial title â Alfred addresses him as âSonâ once.
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He tends to only use given names when his charges are vulnerable. Also, it seems to be vastly more common with Tim. Here, the preferred vs. formal distinction is reversed.
Tim is âTimothyâ 13% of the time, and âTimâ only 6%
Dick is âRichardâ 6% of the time, and âDickâ less than 2%
Bruce is âBruceâ 2% of the time
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Alfred only uses codenames when there is no other option, and even then, mostly with the ladies.
Babs and Steph get codenames 17% of the time (Babs is, wonderfully, âMiss Oracleâ)
Cass gets a codename 14% of the time
Dick is 2%
Bruce is less than 1%
He never directly addresses one of the younger boys by codename (that Iâve found)
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INDIRECT REFERENCE (Talking ABOUT the person)
When indirectly referring to people, Alfred makes a clear distinction between family and family friends. Both Babs and Steph are referred to as âMiss [surname]â 50% of the time. The only other person who gets this treatment is Bruce, who is âMr. Wayneâ 4%, and âMr. Bruce Wayneâ 1% of the time, when Alfred wants to be especially formal.
(Itâs possible that âMaster Graysonâ (2%) for Dick, and âMaster Wayneâ (1%) for Bruce, are other examples. That is an appropriate, but old fashioned, way to refer to a child. But Iâd need to check the exact issues to make sure.)
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âMaster/Miss [given name]â remains most common in most situations. But:
Babs is âMiss Gordonâ 50% and âMistress Barbaraâ only 37.5% (and that 37.5% is way to much)
Steph is âMiss Brownâ 50%, âYoung Stephanieâ 25%, and âMiss Stephanieâ 25%
Jason is âJasonâ 29% and âMaster Jasonâ only 24%
For the others, is ranges from 47% for Bruce, to 71% for Dick.
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Given names are more common in indirect reference than direct. Other than whatâs already been mentioned,
Cass is âYoung Cassandraâ 20% of the time
Damian is âDamianâ 15% of the time
Tim is âTimâ 8% and âTimothyâ 2% of the time
Bruce is âBruceâ 7%
Dick is âDickâ and âRichardâ each 2.4% of the time
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As a counterpart of the direct address âSirâ, Alfred refers to Bruce as â(The) Masterâ when he isnât present 15% of the time.
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Alfred continues to use terms like âLadâ, âBoy/Girl/Childâ, and âYoung Man/Ladyâ when indirectly addressing people (9% to 24% of the time with family). Even Cass is included, though that might have been because she didnât have a name he could use for a while! Groups of kids are â(The) Ladsâ or â(The) Boysâ.
Alfred is slightly more open to familial terms when the person isnât there. Heâs willing to refer to Bruce as âMy Sonâ (1%) and â[His/Your/The] Fatherâ (7%) after he has died. Jason is a âSon/Wardâ 5% of the time after HIS death. And Dick gets to be referred to as Bruceâs âWardâ 2% of the time even WITHOUT dying!
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Full names:
Jason is âJason Toddâ 12% of the time
Tim is âTimothy Drakeâ 8% of the time
Dick is âDick Graysonâ 5% of the time
Bruce is âBruce Wayneâ 3% of the time
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Finally, Alfred is quite a bit more comfortable using codenames when talking about people.
Babs is âMiss Oracleâ 12.5% of the time
Dick gets a codename 12% of the time
Jason is 7% of the time
Bruce is 3%
Tim is âYoung Robinâ 4% of the time
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