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(763): You did a cartwheel, it was terrible. 

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“What is that, Harry?”

“That’s a car.”

“I want one.”

“You can hardly drive with that tail of yours.”

He freezes when he reaches the archway into the kitchen and finds someone who is certainly not Harry Hart at the stove.

Eggsy awkwardly pulls the bottom of the shirt further down his thighs, “you’re not Harry.”

Roxy: Once called Eggsy her sugar baby with a look so dry that everyone believed her and now she’s committed to the rouse, buys him cute shoes and lunch once a week and Eggsy still hasn’t figured out why. Fueled by spite and this incident is probably proof.

Harry: Knows exactly two jokes and neither of them are funny and the only person that has ever laughed at either of them was Eggsy, because he thought they were bad on purpose, but no, Harry’s just THAT bad at jokes. He thought he was a god for all of 10 minutes after Eggsy actually laughed at his terrible humor.