Nope

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

Demön

he isnt? hes a cartoon character

…drittney?

it’s drittney bitch

it’s drittney ditch

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

lil stinky peepee

everyone is piss

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This turtle is in hell and all you can think about is cum

Why my parents so old and stupid fuck off

“Honor your father and your mother”

“Gargle my dick and balls”

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

I’m rather fond of “It’s not rocket surgery” and “not the sharpest egg in the attic,” but my all-time favourite is, “…until the cows freeze over.”

You’ve opened this can of worms, now lie in it,

Does the pope shit in the woods?

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

“Why is he staring at me like that? I don’t like it”

Now that is some vintage sports goth

This ad is very ominous and threatening.