Agent-000Sock

they're going to be animating me cheaper from now on

well at least im not 11 or 12 or 13 or 14 or 15 or 16 or 17 or 18 or one of those awful years

Fie, I remember my teen years, t’was when I was a squire. Terrible thing those years. I am Johnathan Darksouls

i know you always have my back johnathan darksouls

you're too caught up in the metaphor. go run a mile or push something heavy

why are people even fucking with gatcha games the wikipedia random article button is $0 and i just rolled a 10th century byzantine encyclopedia on my 17th try

is there anything as good as lying in a sunbeam

telling the truth in a sunbeam #honesty

The thoughtful and heartfelt pervert has logged on

landlords fear the indoor blue whale farmer