A Little Bit Of Randomness

Fuck yeah droving

I wonder what they're saying to each other?

Most of it is probably "hey calf! I'm here! We're going somewhere new so don't get lost!" and "Hey mum! Mum! This is confusing and I lost sight of you for three seconds! Tell me where you are!"

There's also "argh flies why" just for texture

i'm not normally one to make jokes about dialect or accent. but the way that British people pronounce "lieutenant" feels like an in-joke i'm not privy to

Aww, you're feeling lieut out?

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

If I ever don’t laugh at this, assume I died.

I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

is it working

Yes

I was just thinking yesterday that it had been a while since I'd seen this.

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

oh shit my laundry

reblog to save someone’s laundry

people will really come into kink spaces and say you can't forcefem women like there wasn't a feature length movie about an elderly gay man forcefemming a woman as part of scheme to thwart an elaborate assassination attempt before the killer even determined their target

What... What movie is this.

i was trying so hard to remember the nonexistent assassination subplot in My Fair Lady