midday blues

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

maybe next year instead of amateur fireworks on every block for hours and hours we can try holding up a single beautiful flower

I don't care how bad life gets i'm not watching Love Island

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

Once the dead horse decomposes, you're gonna wish you beat it more

sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station

i love you rice with some bullshit

I seem to be living a very expensive lifestyle called eating food regularly

People have been saying stuff for years at this point