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NEW OTP

Happy 4/20 my dudes

Now that i think about it, if avengers and the mcu took place in the 90s who would eddie murphy play? like there is no way he’d play a supporting character esp to a white guy in the 90s….hmmm he’d probably audition and try hard for t’challa, but they’d probably give him blue marvel…but that character didn’t exist in the 90s…and there is no way he’d play Hiemdall lmao.

I’m dumbfounded by how on point this is?

This is so perfect I’m actually a little pissed off

Every time I see this I’m not sure if its fandom content or just a summary of what being piss drunk with your best friend is like but either way it’s Perfect

Dads be like. I have trauma. I will never talk about or acknowledge this. One day u will come across a picture of my childhood and realize that I have a entire flesh and blood brother still alive who I have never mentioned or acknowledged. Anyway why dont you tell me anything about ur fucking life.

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

im mad these are all bangers

The lord giveth and the lord taketh it back now y’all. Two hops this time.

you ever meet someone and just know…..u just know…they a lizard

My heart