first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

*hides benign thing I was looking at on the computer when someone enters the room as if it were something nefarious or inappropriate*

I like the implication that Caesar gets re-murdered each time

that's what makes it a ritual celebration

making up characters is so fun because you can be like “this is johnson he came from my mind” and all your friends will go “yippe!!! horray!!! we love johnson!!!”

If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

Cannot stress enough that you say this in your head

m,y tuube:)

you can make friends online and you will be rewarded with pictures of their cats

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