i am, as the critics say, a disaster

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

Carnally?

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yes baby your emotional walls are high and impenetrable can we kiss now

did you like my post because it was funny or do you want to pin me against a wall and kiss me

gently pressing your head against your lover’s back while they cut vegetables, your lover sitting on the kitchen counter while you talk about your day at work and wait for the water to boil, giving them little pecks while they stir the vegetables, eating the food together, washing the dishes together… you know what i mean

Being called baby or babe by the right person is like heaven tbh

I’m a simple girl with simple needs. Including going feral every year at 2am on July 9th simply bc it’s referenced in a sad as fuck Taylor Swift song from over a decade ago