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Guards! Put the blond man in spandex in situations!

Ahah you thought it was gonna be a silly introduction? Well me and @sam-i-am-27 have been coocking some more loree. (PREV)

faerieinthehumanworld

So this is BRILLIANT

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wraithillustrates

CW: suggestive

Drawn within the hour

teodor-vi

ouch ouch ouch

bybats

I know Simon in 'I had potential' t-short is great, but how about this? (I love them so much but I also have fucked up sense of humor)

smol-ghosts

Yeahhhh he’s not getting up anytime soon

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mercurial-masonry

Weighted blanket is not enough. I need to be in a cave.

itsnicsalad

brain grace,,, grain

luulapants

Got into a discussion about emergency response at a professional retreat recently and everyone was going on and on about agility, and I was like, "Okay but what about contingency?"

And they were like "What?"

And I was like, "Agility isn't the ultimate form of preparedness. Contingency is. Agility still requires you to flounder and figure out a solution in the moment, but if you have a contingency plan, all you have to do is implement it."

And they were like "But you can't make contingency plans for every situation!"

And I was like, "Yeah, you basically can if you just identify all of your basic dependencies and contingency plan around the loss of any dependency," and then I gave a few examples.

And they all stared at me like I'm an alien.

Anyway, that's how I figured out I'm Batman-coded and also learned how Batman must feel talking to supposedly professional superheroes who never bothered to run disaster scenarios until I pointed out that it's insane that they don't already have a plan for if Superman turns evil.

nestofstraightlines

There’s a phrase that really stuck in my head around this. It was from one of the British divers who enacted the Thai caving rescue, though I couldn’t tell you which one or which interview.

As he described to the interviewer a moment of panic and how he he overcame, the interviewer said, in one of those, summarise-last-answer-given-with-appropriate-levels-of-respect-in-order-to-proceed-to-next-question phrasing’s, “Wow, so you rose to the occasion -“

And the diver said, “No, actually people always get that exactly wrong. In an unexpected and urgent situation you don’t rise to the occasion. You sink to the level of your training.”

throckmortons-thrussy

defendingwarrior

BTS (06.07.2026)

snifsnoof

this in: middle-aged mans first known encounter with flirtatious remark (confused)

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bigwozz

Soft sleepy mornings,

pearlfoam

the intimacy of making love side to side.. his low grunts of pleasure right against your ear, one big hand laying over your tummy and the other squeezing your hip.. the back of your thighs rubbing against the front of his — maybe he’s got one of your legs trapped between his so you’re nice and close to him and most certainly not going anywhere anytime soon

egg-ify

adrian is learning!

wraithillustrates

I think everyone should start drawing simon getting the praise he deserves

gh0stienj0yer

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

gh0stienj0yer

posts that make you want to get in the water

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minyoonjin

visyooal representation of how yoongi has been running through my mind every single day

bronzeplates

Page 29

oooooooh baby do i love an unreliable narrator. also i need you all to know simon did try to wrap up the neck mouths and extra face teeth, but it was too uncomfortable/didn't stay put so he just did the arm and hand

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