Why are bugs so obsessed with looking like plants be yourself

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oh to be someone’s good old fashioned lover boy

if I'm not wearing a black gothic dress with a dagger in my thigh holster, I don't want it

the real reason vampires and ghosts wear those floor length capes and robes is so they can hide the heelies they wear at all times

*vampire voice* skate or die, mortal

im TIRED of people calling weird ass memes “millennial humor” like do you know who makes & shares those memes? teens. GENERATION Z BITCH. millenials pioneered memes but we’re the ones who turned them into 16-layered webs of irony!! give us credit for our nonsensical humor!!!!!!

Scott pilgrim is so funny because apparently when scott kills someone they just respawn back in their hometown. Imagine waking up on your moms couch and having to explain to your sweet mother that some canadian twink fucking decked you over a girl and it killed you

What the hell kind of cow is that?

Don’t be rude that’s their boyfriend