happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

How to become normal under 48 hours

killing myself out of habit

You liked the idea of me. The responsibility scared you.

advice for people that are actually doomed for real

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

if I don’t reply just assume it’s my curse acting up

“I can fix him dw” [drill sounds] {screaming} [chainsaw revving]

they should invent a taking care of your own body thats easy

the only way out is through but fuuuuuuuuuck fuuuuucckkkk cant i like scooch past or something

parental controls on the internet should go the other way around. my mom should not be spending her screen time this way.