“Ugh can’t stand babies they cry so much!”
That tiny Human spirit has shat himself 4 times today if you’d shat yourself 4 times by noon you’d be in hysterics too
He fell asleep in his bed, at home, and woke up at the goddamn grocery store with an overhead light in his face if that happened to you you’d become The Joker
Poor guy’s only been here for like a dozen weeks he doesn’t even have a favorite show to distract him yet he’s just raw-dogging reality unfiltered with no goddamn Blorbos to rotate whatsoever
Baby's first rotating blorbos
Y’all are great I love y’all
Everyone say “thank you crying baby”
okay but highkey my ability to have patience for young people shifted when i realized something to the effect of ‘their limited life experiences does make some new obstacles the end of their world. it is indeed the worst they’ve ever faced at this point. let them be overwhelmed. you can’t be upset at someone for not having a full panoramic perspective when they haven’t summited any mountains yet’















