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Right? I’ve been starving all day!

Okay, let’s go get some grub, pick up sorors and then go from there.

Uh.. usually when I’m naked in my bedroom with another guy it’s like, for sexual purposes.

Do you think I’m gonna have sex with you?  Just put on your pants, man.  And I came for my textbook.  I have yours...you have mine, I think?

What about Lambas against Deltas?

I’m almost sure half of my pledges haven’t even touched a football let alone played.

My friends would probably tell you I’m the furthest thing from a rebel you can get. So, you don’t really have anything to worry about.

It’s possible. You don’t have some weird paint fetish or anything, do you?

Nope, I never get dizzy. Not even once. It’s my super power.

I don’t think sushi eating and bad boy go hand-in-hand. But that’s okay, I’m not much a fan of bad boys anyhow.

Exactly you can’t say no. Plus is just a friendly game. We’ll have fun mate.

No, I’m asking for confirmation on my cuteness, so I know for sure if I should be flattered or not.

You think I’d call you cute if it wasn’t true?

Do I?

I think so--wait are you asking me if you have paint in your hair?