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"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

I had to pause the music so I could breathe when Vessel unintentionally triggered my praise kink

wicked truly has the funniest fucking foreshadowing ever. that pretty guy singing about how great it is to be brainless? yeah don't worry about that. oh the wizard saying he feels strangely paternal towards elphaba??? nahhhhhhh that's wild, anyway. oh nessa being gifted some handmade, sentimental shoes from her older sister?????? it's not importantttttt baby girl

"i like your tattoos" theyd look better on your bedroom floor

Much like Edison fucked over Tesla in a successful attempt to get all the money and influence from the new industry.

The time Marie Kondo said "you can thank a a shirt you've never worn for teaching you about your taste", thereby making it NOT A WASTE literally rewired my whole brain. Acknowledge the thing and move forward, even if that means leaving the thing behind.

Life Hack: Marie Kondo's advice works on relationships, too

thinking about newt’s wonder and whimsy, quiet melancholy, cold anger, easy forgiveness and old resentment, awkward romantic ease, prickly nature, and inherent compassion

There is nothing more evil than American corporations.