tony stark

you dont hate it that much, though.

If kinetic energy can be converted to thermal energy, how hard do I need to slap a chicken to cook it?

Magnificent

@aegist They tried to fine me $30k for indecency because my tits were out that time I got murdered in Vegas.

yeah i remember. you want me to make a mean tweet? i can probably get all my fanboys to spam them.

I really don’t want your fanboys to remember that my tits are in the public domain.

thats totally fair.

@aegist They tried to fine me $30k for indecency because my tits were out that time I got murdered in Vegas.

yeah i remember. you want me to make a mean tweet? i can probably get all my fanboys to spam them.

@aegist Oh, fuck, you can actually see what I publicly post?

sorry, ive been here the whole time.

Shit. Well, damn. I guess now you see the results of the anonymous investigation into my harlotry, which I tried so hard to hide from you.

maybe those anonymous people on the internet are right. our relationship is a farce.

@aegist Oh, fuck, you can actually see what I publicly post?

sorry, ive been here the whole time.