arcane my beloved

put that woman into a Situation now. i'm serious. drop that sad whiteboy you've been chewing on for the last three hours and just try chewing on the Woman. it's so much better out here. the world is beautiful. you are putting yourself in a cage. take my hand and come with me. put that woman into a Situation

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

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I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

the phrase "this machine kills fascists" has gone through enough layers of meaning that I think it's come all the way back around to where the funniest thing you could put it on would be a gun

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

dude it's just politics, it doesn't matter. all it does is shape every single aspect of the society you live in from the second you are born until forever

Mountain weasel (Mustela altaica)

#it fucken sumny (via @mindfulwrath)

hte real april foule… was you.

for thinkjghing I did not care abou you.

my friende.

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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