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love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

DJ dubcon hopes everyone in the club is having a good time tonight but he’s not going to check

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

Hold on, let me look something up real quick

Yeah this is funny

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now