Hi.

God bless nurses forever

this is my favorite Star Wars post

in sixth grade you were either a cucumber melon bitch or a warm vanilla sugar bitch

the fuck does this mean

this is japanese cherry blossom erasure

Hey y'all I still don’t know wtf this means

oh fine, just leave the coconut lime verbena bitches out of it

The human body is a miracle in many ways. However, the inability to fall asleep due to anxiety of having to get up early in the morning must be one of its stupidest flaws.

every woman is out of every man’s league actually

And this is because it would be really shit of them to open up your entire brain into hysterical Upset and then boot you out without helping you find equilibrium, but there is probably someone right after you. Just to fully articulate.

Yeah exactly. When I do therapy I always keep an eye on the clock so I know when I have enough time to keep opening up big issues, vs. when I have to work on getting them back to stable so they don’t leave my office and walk straight into a wall.

😂